HouseHitz Funniez.http://www.househitz.comWed, 16 May 2012 15:49:02 CDTHouseHitz.com Funniez throughout the day. Thanks to www.funny2.comHouseHitz Funniez for Wed, 16 May 2012 15:49. I do whatever my Rice Krispis tell me to. http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/137/1401Wed, 16 May 2012 15:49:02 CDTSinger Cat Stevens is allergic to cats. HouseHitz Funniez for Wed, 16 May 2012 12:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/137/24Wed, 16 May 2012 12:49:03 CDTBusiness Fact A man with one watch is certain about time. A man with two watches isn't. HouseHitz Funniez for Wed, 16 May 2012 07:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/137/1275Wed, 16 May 2012 07:49:02 CDTAbraham Lincoln was wearing his stovepipe hat when he lost his virginity. HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 15 May 2012 22:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/136/1267Tue, 15 May 2012 22:49:02 CDT Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 15 May 2012 15:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/136/1047Tue, 15 May 2012 15:49:02 CDTI've learned… That no matter how serious your life requires you to be everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. ~Andy Rooney HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 15 May 2012 12:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/136/324Tue, 15 May 2012 12:49:02 CDTChristopher Columbus actually had four ships: Nina Pinta Santa Maria and Life's a Beach. HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 15 May 2012 07:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/136/364Tue, 15 May 2012 07:49:02 CDTBusiness Fact If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 14 May 2012 22:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/135/1426Mon, 14 May 2012 22:49:02 CDT Customer: Waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Waiter: That could very well be sir the cook used to be a tailor. HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 14 May 2012 15:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/135/1211Mon, 14 May 2012 15:49:02 CDTPresident Harry S. Truman would often go on vacation and secretly have his identical twin Larry run the country. HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 14 May 2012 12:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/135/1017Mon, 14 May 2012 12:49:02 CDT I have a Master's Degree in Engineering. I told the owner I'll return in in two days. (thanks to Kyle) HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 14 May 2012 07:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/135/970Mon, 14 May 2012 07:49:03 CDTPickup Line? I'm glad I'm not blind! HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 13 May 2012 22:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/134/105Sun, 13 May 2012 22:49:02 CDT I've always wanted to be somebody but I should have been more specific. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 13 May 2012 15:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/134/754Sun, 13 May 2012 15:49:02 CDTThe publisher Scholastic Books expected more; the last Harry Potter book sold only 320 copies in the first day of sales. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 13 May 2012 12:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/134/168Sun, 13 May 2012 12:49:02 CDT Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 13 May 2012 07:49.http://www.househitz.comhttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2012/134/572Sun, 13 May 2012 07:49:02 CDT