HouseHitz Funniez.http://www.househitz.usTue, 21 May 2013 22:49:02 CDTHouseHitz Funniez throughout the day. Thanks to www.funny2.comHouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49.Business Fact Never trust modern technology. Trust it only when it is old technology. http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/141/632Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:02 CDT I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/141/681Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49:02 CDTJeffrey Dahmer used Presto's Fry Daddy to dispose of his father's remains. HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/141/1577Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:03 CDT I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 1 000 aspirin. After the first two I felt better! HouseHitz Funniez for Tue, 21 May 2013 07:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/141/422Tue, 21 May 2013 07:49:02 CDTPickup Line? If I told you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 20 May 2013 22:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/140/807Mon, 20 May 2013 22:49:02 CDTArchimedes' screw was the basis for Max Factor's invention of the twisting lipstick holder. HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 20 May 2013 15:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/140/697Mon, 20 May 2013 15:49:02 CDT Can cross-eyed teachers control their pupils? (thanks to Sullikr) HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 20 May 2013 12:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/140/1222Mon, 20 May 2013 12:49:02 CDTMore people than you would imagine accidentally swallow their keys. HouseHitz Funniez for Mon, 20 May 2013 07:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/140/183Mon, 20 May 2013 07:49:02 CDT When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 19 May 2013 22:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/139/645Sun, 19 May 2013 22:49:02 CDT60 Minutes correspondent Mike Wallace owns and operates a chain of karate schools. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 19 May 2013 15:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/139/860Sun, 19 May 2013 15:49:03 CDTBusiness Fact Standard parts are not. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 19 May 2013 12:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/139/239Sun, 19 May 2013 12:49:02 CDT There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. HouseHitz Funniez for Sun, 19 May 2013 07:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/139/86Sun, 19 May 2013 07:49:03 CDTWorld's Shortest Book: HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH HouseHitz Funniez for Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/138/426Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:02 CDT Say to your boss I like your style and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. HouseHitz Funniez for Sat, 18 May 2013 15:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/138/1465Sat, 18 May 2013 15:49:02 CDTLizzie Borden went crazy because her husband put ketchup on his liver and onions. (thanks to Fray Pascual) HouseHitz Funniez for Sat, 18 May 2013 12:49.http://www.househitz.ushttp://www.househitz.com/daily_rss/2013/138/901Sat, 18 May 2013 12:49:02 CDT